Go ahead Cubs fans. Gloat. Bathe in your glory. Alas, your team has defeated the powerless Chicago White Sox, sweeping them in three games at the Joan. In fact, your team beat the White Sox 5 of 6 this season. Rejoice. For the joy you feel is only fleeting. For if your team does not win its division, failing to make the playoffs, then was it all for naught? Sox fans ask you this--WAS IT ALL FOR NAUGHT? For until you have drinketh from the goblet of championship nectar, which Sox fans did in 2005, then there is nothing to gloat about. So enjoy your victory Cubs fans. Go ahead and gloat. Wow, now that I have that out of the way: BOY DO THE WHITE SOX SUCK. What happened? Did they actually win the World Series in 2005 or was I dreaming that? Somebody help me. So long Buerhle, Dye, Uribe, A.J. and Podsednik. It was a good run. If there was a run. But I am rambling right now. What's that sucking sound I hear coming from U.S. Cellular Field? It sounds like the Sox bullpen. OK -- done rambling.

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