Where does the time go? The last time we checked in with you, the Cubs had just swept the White Sox at "The Joan," vaulting them into contention in the National League Central Division and sending the Sox plummeting further into the cellar in the American League Central. We promise to keep in touch more often, especially since there is so much to talk about. Surely, you heard about Lindsay Lohan's latest run-in with alcohol and (allegedly) drugs. That girl has got a serious problem. As Carrie Fisher told Stan and I, "she should get a driver" if she's going to be partying. And Carrie should know, since she used to party with the best of them back in the late 1960s and early 1970s. We just don't get it. Obviously, she likes to party.

There's nothing wrong with that. When Terry was in his 20s, he liked to party too. But when you have that kind of money, get a driver!!!!! We recently spent some time with Chris Tucker ("Rush Hour 3") to talk about the movie and found out that he is recording an album. That's right, Chris Tucker wants to put out an album. As Shaq once said when he found out the Lakers were going to get rid of him and keep Kobe Bryant, "Good luck with that."

The ratings came out on Tuesday and everybody as WCKG (The Package) is juiced because there was another upswing across the board. Garry Meier is doing well, we're doing well and Steve Dahl is kicking booty and Matt and Brendan are making their way. It feels like a family up in here, yo.

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