In a perfect world, the White Sox would wake up and find that the entire 2007 season was but a dream and that they were, in fact, just a half-game behind the Cleveland Indians. In a perfect world, the Cubs would win 2 out of three games for the rest of the season, finding themselves 5 and a half games ahead of the Milwaukee Brewers.

In a perfect world, the Bears wouldn't have to play the 2007 season since the local experts already are crowning them Super Bowl champions. In a perfect world, Ald. George Cardenas wouldn't talk about taxing water bottles to plug a $217 million budget hole.

In a perfect world, Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt and the kids could hang out in Chicago in peace. And in a perfect world, we wouldn't have to deal with a loser like SANLAZARO5@AOL.COM who seems to think we care about his racist views. Feel free to let him know, we'd like to make this a perfect world.

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